doppel wrote:Hey PJ:
You need a new putdown. Since you labeled me a douche two and a half months ago, you've used the term fifteen times(you could look it up). Asswipe, cumstain, turdmuncher, sugar-booger eatin' moron, I don't care. Just come up with something\anything new, please.
Mr. Doppel, I'm sorry that my insults have not risen to the levels that you expect of our more creative forons. I don't recall implying that you are a douche, and if I did I'm willing to retract that accusation. I think of a douche as a person who lives a life of privilege, fails to recognize their fortune and looks down on others who do not share that fortune. The iconic douche would be a 1980's John Hughes villain, a snobby kid with a brand new Corvette and a sweater tied around his neck sneering at the poor kids. That's a douche. Mitt Romney was a douche... it's why he lost the election.
But you, Mr. Doppel, are not a douche. You are a douchenozzle. An accessory to douches. That which makes douches functional. You fawn over douches, express admiration for them. You affirm their importance and make them feel superior. Without douchenozzles like you, douches would never get any pussy.