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Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby bdog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:13 am

Let's get this under control!
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby Henry Vilas » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:21 am

Yes, I broke the rule (although I had a few last night). But I have been thinking for some time that doppel is actually Blaska. I know others have accused you of being Dave, but I doubted that from the beginning. First, you used to post as bluethedog, long before DB appeared in this forum as himself. And after he left in a huff, I had a feeling he'd come back in one way or another (just like Mr. Blues used to do). You, on the other hand, are just Meade's sycophant.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby bdog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:28 am

So says the Union toady.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby Henry Vilas » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:32 am

Anyways, I remember you said you are a Dallas Cowboy fan. Dave Blaska, for all his faults, is a born and bred Wisconsinite. I can't image he would root for anyone besides the Packers.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby bdog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:59 am

Sure but I may have said that just to throw you off...
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby Henry Vilas » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:06 pm

That, or maybe you are just a liar.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby bdog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:11 pm

Malone: OK, pal, why the mahaska? Why are you carrying the gun?
Ness: I'm a treasury officer.
Malone: Alright. Just remember what we talked about now.
[Malone walks away]
Ness: Hey, wait a minute! What the hell kind of policemen you got in this god damn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.
Malone: You're a treasury officer.
Ness: How do you know that? I just told you that.

Malone: Who would claim to be that who was not? Hmm?
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby pjbogart » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:27 pm

This thread sucks. Needs more alcohol.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby Mad Howler » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:15 pm

pjbogart wrote:This thread sucks. Needs more alcohol.


Sorry to say this, but I think Peej is absosmurfly right.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby city2countrygal » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:11 am

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."

-Orson Welles

pjbogart wrote:When I was ten my librarian mother tossed the television down the front steps and didn't buy another one until I was in high school. This was probably a good move for everyone in the family that wasn't a television. I read a lot of books as a kid, and as a result, I have little knowledge of the Packers being terrible, cultural debacles like the A-Team and the Dukes of Hazzard, and why Doppel is such a douche."

When I was about 10, I was addicted to Choose Your Own Adventure novels. I was stay up all night and read every possible option before deciding on my route. Needless to say, I was not a pleasant pre-pubescent come morning. Late one night, my dad snuck down the stairs (quite a feat b/c they were old and creaky) and scared the shit out of me when he appeared in my doorway.
I was caught red handed, or flash-light handed (before the days of the fancy “book lights”). Twas decided by da folks that I couldn't be grounded from books and reading, so they took the TV away. Please don’t take my TV away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkyC56gvD8

Can I get an encore?
Pretty, pretty please?
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby doppel » Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:01 pm

From the drunk post thread:

pjbogart wrote:Hey, it's Friday night, after midnight and you know what that means? I'm drunk! So, time for another installment of everyone's least favorite thread (particularly Doppel, who can't figure out how to post drunk)...

Doppel, you're a douche.

Edited because I misspelled douche "dopple" instead of "doppel".

Nice to see that after two beers(Amstel Light?) PJ's thoughts once again turn to Doppel. I'm in his last five drunk posts. First and last
mention in this post. Then it was probably time for some furtive masturbation staring me in his fantasies. Followed by a guilty, sleepless night he rises. Unable to get a grip on his real problems and armed with morning wood, he tries to beat the demons. You've got to let it go man.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby pjbogart » Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:34 pm

Booooring. Amstel Light? Even your barbs are douche-y.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby city2countrygal » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:36 am

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?"

-Homer Simpson

Did the punishment fit the crime?
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby doppel » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:10 pm

pjbogart wrote:Booooring. Amstel Light? Even your barbs are douche-y.


Wow, I'm impressed. Three Amstels and you can still type and chew a wad at the same time. I'm now the star in your last six drunk posts. And the "douche" references keep rolling down the track. Definitely not booooring.
And this some funny shit:

" accidentally started his own hair on fire"
Fuck me, now THAT is fun-un-ny.

"a traveling group of Jehovah's Witnesses"
You just know it's LMFAO time coming when you throw in the Witnesses.

" the Sioux warriors eventually killed the Jehovah's Witnesses and renamed Doppel "Chief Acts-Like-a-Douche"

Stop, please stop. People are growing faint from laughing too hard.
Time to quit your day job and hit the clubs. You sir, are a natural.
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Re: Sober posts responding to drunk posts

Postby Bland » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:36 pm

doppel wrote:Stop, please stop.
I don't know if you're a douche but you sure are dumb if you think the way to make him stop is to keep responding with more material for him to skewer you with.
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