pjbogart wrote:Booooring. Amstel Light? Even your barbs are douche-y.
Wow, I'm impressed. Three Amstels and you can still type and chew a wad at the same time. I'm now the star in your last six drunk posts. And the "douche" references keep rolling down the track. Definitely not booooring.
And this some funny shit:
" accidentally started his own hair on fire"
Fuck me, now THAT is fun-un-ny.
"a traveling group of Jehovah's Witnesses"
You just know
it's LMFAO time coming when you throw in the Witnesses.
" the Sioux warriors eventually killed the Jehovah's Witnesses and renamed Doppel "Chief Acts-Like-a-Douche"
Stop, please stop. People are growing faint from laughing too hard.
Time to quit your day job and hit the clubs. You sir, are a natural.