I cannot help but feel that there is an as-yet-unnamed project somewhere, languishing because of legal complications arising from frivolous use of regulations protecting some useless animal or plant, brought by vain self-righteous tree huggers more intent on causing damage to job creators than on saving innocent livestock.
Oh, no wait. I bet it's R&B. That's it, isn't it? Those damn duck lovers done screwed up the fourth of July partay. No beers no bands, no weekend.