Dandle Ferns wrote:Citadel = Madison
I'm doing my part by growing sunflower barricades. The Rs don't much care for flowers. Tall flowers – especially in full bloom – prompt feelings of cartesian panic and disorientation.
At that point, we surround them while cooing in harmonic, minimalist phrases that prompt sweet, diuretic catharsis.
That's usually enough to send them on their way. If not, we sprinkle them with irridescent flocs of common sense –– akin to the ghosts of Christmases past –– and watch while they seep downward between the paving stones