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Best Bumper Stickers...

Postby jonnygothispen » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:37 am

"Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers"

"BU$H believes in JE$U$: The PROFITS guide him" (Walker potential here)

"Since GOD talks thru a burning bush, lets set BU$H on fire and see what GOD says!"

"They only call it class warfare when we fight back!"

I'd like to have this one if I can find a place to do it for a reasonable price...

"Why does a Walker need a Koch-Cane?"
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Postby baked goods » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:44 am

"My free range chickens are in the trunk"

"My cause doesn't need financing. That's what grants are for"

"Feminism. A cause for rich white women."
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Postby O.J. » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:47 am

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Postby Copeland84 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:30 pm

Mine says "Los Pollos Hermanos"
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Postby iwiw99 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:20 pm

I've always liked "My other car is a broom"
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Postby david cohen » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:25 pm

Nice People Swallow
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Postby Madsci » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:10 pm

My favorite is "If you can read this bumper sticker you are too damn close". Get off my ass asshole.
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Postby iwiw99 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:42 pm

I only saw this once, I might have been high, it was out of State on a Prius. 1-800-eat-shit
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Postby iwiw99 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:44 pm

Woof, not quite sure who that would offend, but I do have a an idea. On a Prius, that is a great bumper sticker. Make sure you conceal and carry. (kidding so to speak)
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Postby fennel » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:45 pm

Madsci wrote:My favorite is "If you can read this bumper sticker you are too damn close". Get off my ass asshole.
Unless it's on the front bumper, of course.

Then, in reverse script, it would read "Quit your slacking, day-dreamer. Get outta my face."
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Re: Best Bumper Stickers...

Postby fennel » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:49 pm

iwiw99 wrote:I only saw this once, I might have been high, it was out of State on a Prius. 1-800-eat-shit
That's been pretty standard fare on semis for the last thirty years.
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Postby iwiw99 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:00 pm

Hi fennel,

I "use" some big trucks and the "eat shit" to them is known. To have that on the end of a trailer would never fly by with the shippers. Probably against the law. They would find it very offensive professionally. In a bar, no. On the Prius side, if I was cranky and a trucker, the last thing I would want is a Prius with a bumper sticker saying I can go slower but save gas.. 1-800 - ThomasEdison.com. How is that for abstract.

Sorry I am off topic.

When you want to talk trucking and roads etc... I have some good ideas.

Damn, once again off topic.
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Postby iwiw99 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:18 pm

That said, let's hear some good trucking jokes. Granted, these might be from sailors.
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Postby sportwagen » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:12 am

If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair
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Postby iwiw99 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:32 am

There was some wine brought up from the S S Regina, Mumm's from 1907ish?

Makes for a great limerick.

http://www.wrecksite.eu/wreck.aspx?131668
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