The Creepy Clown Van just went by, ominously trolling. Scared the living hair balls out of my cat.
Does anyone remember the friendly ice-cream sellers who pushed their own carts, and manually rocked a small deck of bells to announce their arrival? Even when they migrated to small trucks, they had similar bells for a while. Sweet, tinkling bells!
Now it's just creepy-ass noise pollution in a seedy van with bald tires.
And the kids are wearing latex gloves.