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Caption Contest

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Caption Contest

Postby kurt_w » Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:56 pm

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More here, with amusing commentary. Or if you wish to purchase some of these fine works of art, they're available here.

The foron with the funniest caption wins the thread, and possibly eternal damnation as well.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby snoqueen » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:42 pm

I don't have any captions yet, but I suggest this topic should be subsumed under Things I Don't Get.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby narcoleptish » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:52 pm

In order:

"That's not plaque, that's my body! She's obviously been chewing the eucharist."


"Bud Fox, I look at a hundred deals a day. I bless one."


"Listen little girl, I'm Billy Ray Cyrus and that's my cat!"


"You just can't have a tiger and a giraffe in the same enclosure. Are you listening to me?"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby snoqueen » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:18 pm

Oh, now look what you did. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. The giraffe one takes the cake.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Mad Howler » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:42 pm

YOU!
This is a very interesting request.
"Flickity, flickety, flickety..."
Goodness is key to OUR survival,
We just gotta agree what is, more or less -
Good

Thnx
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby kurt_w » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:51 am

Hmmmm.

The first one:
Jesus: "Listen to me. Dentistry is unnecessary. What this woman needs is faith."
Dentist (sotto voce): "Why is this guy bothering me when I'm trying to work?"


The second one:
"Chandler Bing, I want you to ignore the brown person and shake hands with me, your mullet-haired white-guy god."


The third:
"Child, in a few minutes you'll put that cat down and it will get run over by your grandfather's Cadillac. But don't worry, the cat will live happily ever after with me in heaven."

And the fourth:
"Dude, what is the problem? I gave you this beautiful naked woman, but all you want to do is fornicate with the tiger. Let me explain how this is supposed to work."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Stebben84 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:32 am

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"She sure has a perty mouth"


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"Ya Bill, I'm pretty sure he's a terrorist too"

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"Your mom asked me to give you a ride home"

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"I'm naked underneath this robe"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:56 am

The Patronizing Holy Father Series
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"Give me the--just give me the explorer, 'Doctor.' You're never going to determine the integrity of her enamel with that technique."

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"It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Roger." "Than--" "No, thank you, Tad. Roger's got a terrible handshake, let me handle this." "...Hey..."

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"Yes I'm sure you love your kitty, but you know that's an awkward position to hold him, don't you? Give 'im here, I'll show you how it's done."

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"You mean you never just shut the door so the animals don't wander in and start staring at you while you're going at it? I mean, I guess if that works for you. Me, I don't need a tiger judging my game."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby ouroborus4 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:21 am

Image "That's very nice Doc, now come with me."


Image "Now THAT'S how its done. Not only are we exploiting natural resources for significant profits, but we're also screwing over those pesky poor people."

Image "Hi Jessica. You don't know me, but I'm your father!"

Image "Hey buddy, quit looking at my girlfriend, or I'll command that tiger to rip your dick off."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby narcoleptish » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:44 am

And my bid for eternal damnation...


kurt_w wrote:Image

"Yes, technically it is a cockring, but I only use it to hold scrolls. I wasn't even in the room when this happened."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:54 am

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J.C. sez: "Jesuscare is so much better than Obamacare and my site is never down."
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby HawkHead » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:07 am

kurt_w wrote:Image


How does any "real" Christian produce this picture?

Jesus Christ was the son of Mary and Joseph and in no way shape or form was around during Adam and Eve's time in the Bible.

There is no form or picture of God until Jesus so God as a "being" wouldn't be present in the Garden of Eden.

God is seen as a burning bush, a man shrouded in mist, etc..... In fact it is quoted in the Bible that no man can look at the face of God.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby john_titor » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:50 am

narcoleptish wrote:

"Bud Fox, I look at a hundred deals a day. I bless one."




Winner.
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby Michael Patrick » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:05 pm

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"Hey Tarzan, why don't we ditch this bimbo and go swing from each others' ropes?"
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Re: Caption Contest

Postby ilikebeans » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:43 pm

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"Slip me a hit of that nitrous, wouldja doc?"

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"Ooo... bad luck, Nancy. Time to schedule you for some rabies shots."
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