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^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

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^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:11 pm

From the people who exposed John Edwards...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA DIVORCE BOMBSHELL!

WITH a White House cheating scan­dal set to explode, President BARACK OBAMA and his wife MICHELLE are hiding a divorce shocker from America!

Only weeks after Obama publicly humiliated the first lady by snapping a “selfie” with a dishy blonde for­eign leader, the first couple’s shaky 21-year marriage has collapsed following a disastrous holiday trip, sources say.

The two locked horns in a series of ugly fights during their recent Hawaiian getaway, but sources say the death blow came when Michelle learned that the Secret Service has covered up Obama’s cheating – twice.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebri ... -bombshell
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby rabble » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:18 pm

Dammit!

The conservatives will NEVER work with him now!

And we were so close to a bipartisan solution to our nation's problems.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Shorty » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:27 pm

What ever happened to the Bush and Condeleeza Rice rumors? I thought he would leave Laura by now.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:28 pm

Let's not panic. But the NE did nail Edwards...
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Stebben84 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:48 pm

1 out of what, 100,000
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:04 pm

Stebben84 wrote:1 out of what, 100,000
Have you forgotten who you're dealing with here? A single data point is how Flanders assesses everything, apparently.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:07 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:
Stebben84 wrote:1 out of what, 100,000
Have you forgotten who you're dealing with here? A single data point is how Flanders assesses everything, apparently.

Sez the dude who pulls a few decades of questionable weather measurements from a planet that billions of years old and pushes the panic button.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:14 pm

Dear lord but you're an idiot.
"This dude" didn't pull any measurements from anywhere. He just doesn't think every fucking scientist on the planet is a complete moron or part of a worldwide conspiracy, which are pretty much the only two options available if you want to keep your head in the sand.

Fuck.
You are SO. FUCKING. STUPID.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby rabble » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:37 am

I'm not sure you understand the logic here. In fact I'm not sure if NED understands the logic.

See, we got NE, which was partially correct in a claim they made about a guy named Edwards. They've been absolutely wrong thousands of other times, but they were sort of correct once.

Therefore we should wait and see if they're correct about another claim because once, years ago, they made a claim which was not completely false.

So if someone was not completely incorrect about something, years ago, every claim they make now should be seriously considered as quite possibly true.

So, all these people claiming global warming/climate change is real and manmade, they were right about something once. Therefore Ned should be treating them the same way he's treating NE.

Right?
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:51 am

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Postby Rich Schultz » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:39 pm

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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:08 pm

C'mon guys, you know very well that Ned's only here to a) push the GOP talking points, and b) piss off everyone that's not batshit-crazy. Mission accomplished on b).

But Ned, baby, you might want to edit your previous post:
Ned Flanders wrote:planet that billions of years old

And no, I don't mean the grammar. At least one of your overlords is going to notice that you didn't type "six thousand" and dock your paycheck.

You're welcome.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Sandi » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:43 pm

ilikebeans wrote:And no, I don't mean the grammar. At least one of your overlords is going to notice that you didn't type "six thousand" and dock your paycheck.

You're welcome.


Very few believe the 6000 years, although it isn't a biblical term. Many if not most Christians don't take biblical time as literal.

Perhaps this will help you understand:
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:57 pm

Sandi wrote:
ilikebeans wrote:And no, I don't mean the grammar. At least one of your overlords is going to notice that you didn't type "six thousand" and dock your paycheck.

You're welcome.


Very few believe the 6000 years, although it isn't a biblical term. Many if not most Christians don't take biblical time as literal.

But many do take it literally, including the Wisconsin Synod of the Lutheran Church.
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Re: ^*BREAKING HARD*^ Sexy Obama Bombshell

Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:57 pm

Sandi wrote:Very few believe the 6000 years ...

Sadly, this is not so.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/10/h ... years-old/
If you read through the whole article you'll see that about 18% of Americans believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old.
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