"sizzurp" is the new devil drug on the streets of north america, prophesied by michael jackson and now praised by justin bieber, beyoncé knowles, geraldo rivera, jackie mason, céline dion, scott walker . . . no, no, no
its basic principle is almost as old as carbonated water and the general idea came from german and austro-hungarian doctors, nurses, and apothecaries in the mid 19th century and it is the theory behind alka-seltzer. mixing your dose of codeine or other narcotic cough syrup, or laudanum, with a carbonated beverage makes it work faster because it drives it through the walls of your stomach faster and reduces nausea. this works with antihistamines, benzos, paracetamol, aspirin, miltown, and mandrax/ludes too. u can mix nyquil and morphine powder into coca-cola and have a bitchin' cherry coke, i was told over 30 years ago. coca-cola was originally a medicine itself -- that's why it had the c-jam in it.
since codeine makes u love everyone in the correct dose and hydrocodone is 24 times better . . . it's probably safer than rolling on e . . . pretty soon personnel consultants/head hunters are going to be drinking sizzurp with their clients before job interviews. laudanum or dihydromorphine dissolved in carbonated apple juice with a biscuit has always done it for me; people could solve what i recently heard called the bridezilla issue the same way.