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Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

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Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby jonnygothispen » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:57 pm

...a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour...

Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin... Saying things like, ‘They need to stop playing on the Devil’s playground, stop pounding their Devil stick or ringing the Devil’s doorbell’


http://nationalreport.net/fappy-the-dol ... ign=buffer

Lord help us...
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby Steve Vokers » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:52 pm

You do realize that the National Report is a satire site along the lines of the Onion?
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby jonnygothispen » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:07 pm

It did seem kind of fishy...
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby Ninja » Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:47 pm

jonnygothispen wrote:It did seem kind of fishy...


Literally Unbelievable:

http://literallyunbelievable.org
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby Michael Patrick » Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:23 pm

jonnygothispen wrote:It did seem kind of fishy...


Dolphins are mammals.
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby Gentle Man » Mon Jul 14, 2014 2:46 pm

Hilarious... considering the term "flogging the dolphin."
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Re: Anti-masturbation Dolphin caught...

Postby Madsci » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:08 pm

Michael Patrick wrote:
jonnygothispen wrote:It did seem kind of fishy...


Dolphins are mammals.

I agree but they are kind of fishy.
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