He may look like the Lord of the Universe, but life is a series of petty humiliations for Chad Vader, brother of Darth and manager of the Empire Market grocery.
Chad, managing the day shift, squabbles with his employees and feuds with nemesis Clint, the night manager. Chad asks Clarissa, a cashier, out on a date.
On a date with Clarissa, Chad explains why he wears a full-body suit. Clint convinces the general manager to give him the day-manager job; Chad, defeated, takes the night shift.
As Chad works the night shift he grows despondent, especially after Clarissa rebuffs him. Chad and Clint scuffle, and Clint reveals that he is dating Clarissa.
After a frustrating evening as night-shift manager, Chad quits Empire Market.
Chad drowns his sorrows, then confronts Clint and Clarissa. He resolves to take his own life, but a ghostly presence revives his spirits.