The Mechanic: In a fit of conscience, a New Orleans-based assassin (Jason Statham) agrees to mentor his own mentor's son not long after killing said Mentor the Elder (Donald Sutherland). Sadly, precious little of Statham's innate self-referencing charisma is on display in this half-baked remake.
- Marc Savlov
The Roommate: Minka Kelly is harassed by crazy college roommate Leighton Meester in this unoriginal creeper. It takes the offensively old-fashioned approach of depicting a psychokiller as a frustrated homosexual.
- Marjorie Baumgarten