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174 Articles by Doug Elfman found
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Dark Void is fairly fun and fresh, despite dumbness
Funny dialogue awaits you in Dark Void. But I think it's accidentally funny, instead of funny on purpose, like in a B-movie. Then again, this is a humans vs. aliens shooting game, set in the Bermuda Triangle, so that's kind of accidentally funny in itself.
Friends kill together in Army of Two: The 40th Day
The truth can be found in simple conversation. My friend David calls and asks, "Hey man, what game are you playing?" "Army of Two: The 40th Day," I say. "Is it any good?" David asks. "Um. Meh. It's kind of good. But it's just another shooting game where you kill people."
Bayonetta: The trouble with angels
Here is an extremely important lesson for everyone who makes videogames for a living. Go play Bayonetta. Look at how truly breathtaking it is. Then play your way to the heinous, fun-killing "Chapter VI" level called "Verse 5" to find out why I went from loving this game to sort of hating it.
Good Wii games sure are hard to find
I'm always looking for good Wii games to recommend to you, but I keep finding duds. Like I always say, the Wii is a fun system, but it doesn't offer many entertaining titles, especially compared to the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
Color your world in Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter
Here at the turn of the year, there are no exciting new games to review. So I'll turn my attention to a good game I overlooked a few months ago called Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter.
10 best video game plays of 2009
Let's start with Tiger Woods, since he's all anyone wants to talk about suddenly. His video game was one of the best of 2009. Tiger doesn't meet girls in the game.
Viva La Resistance in The Saboteur
The Saboteur is a very good Grand Theft Auto-type game, set in Paris during World War II. You portray an Irish race-car driver who works in the French Resistance to kill Nazis, hijack cars and blow up anti-aircraft guns.
What to get the gamer on your shopping list?
Just in time for holiday shopping, here are answers to four questions I hear most about video games.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is challenging fun
In New Super Mario Bros. Wii, you play as Mario (or Luigi, or a toad) while fighting your way through a magical land of walking mushrooms and winged turtles, en route to finding and saving Princess Peach, who has been kidnapped -- for the zillionth time.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 gets even closer to reality
I've been playing online team-battles of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox Live. The other day, I heard a teammate say he was a military guy in real life. Then he announced, "Y'all don't even know how much more realistic to war this is than Call of Duty 4."
Forza 3 and Tekken 6 are so simplistic, my mind drifts while playing them
I've got two somewhat disappointing video games this week. Or as I declared on Facebook, "meh." Of the two, the better game is the racing simulator Forza Motorsport 3. It's a pretty good racer for those of you who enjoy car simulators.
Ratchet and Borderlands: Good, but not for me
Just because I don't want to play a certain video game very much doesn't mean I hate it. To the contrary, two new video games are quite good, objectively speaking (they're entertaining and impressive), but simply aren't my cup of coffee.
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves delivers globe-trotting adventure
This fall continues to be a very good season for games. The latest, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, is an excellent and addictive action-adventure where you portray an Indiana Jones-styled explorer searching for the lost treasures of Shangri-La, as you follow clues left behind by Marco Polo.
Brutal Legend embraces heavy metal while thrashing it
Brutal Legend is a wondrous, creative video game that feels like Conan the Barbarian meets This Is Spinal Tap. Which means you kill a lot of monsters on a fantasy planet of Nordic ruins, megaliths and Stonehenge replicas -- by playing heavy metal music on your flying-V guitar.
NBA 2K10 cheats and scores while NBA Live 10 just steals
Question: Why do sports games cheat? I mean, here you are in NBA 2K10, playing as the L.A. Lakers, and you're killing, say, the Sacramento Kings in the third quarter. And you should be. You're a better team.
Scribblenauts is a gaming revelation
It's remarkable how little you need to hear about some games to get a feeling for how they play.
Microsoft puts the shine back on with Halo ODST
After the tiresome Halo Wars, Halo ODST turns out to be fun and thoughtful. It's a shooter set in the 26th century, in the sci-fi time before Halo 3. You play as a rookie soldier for most of the game. You walk through city streets, blasting aliens with laser guns, machine guns and shotguns.
Wet is grindhouse gritty, part Kill Bill, part Lara Croft
In Wet, Rubi is just minding her own business as a sexy mercenary, an angry cuss wearing chest-tight leather with an itch to scratch. Then, this big mob guy tells her how much he likes her, and asks if can he hire her for a killing job.
The Beatles: Rock Band: All you need is money
The Beatles: Rock Band will probably be one of the top-grossing titles in video game history, not for the disc alone, but because there's so much money to be made from the peripherals.
Batman: Arkham Asylum melds deadpan imagination with fun gameplay
Batman escorts Joker into Arkham Asylum. Joker escapes. For the rest of the game, you play as Batman as he wends his way through many hours of tracking Joker down.
Shoot the Nazis in Wolfenstein
Middleton's Raven Software made its name developing PC and then next-generation games bearing familiar names, from Star Wars to X-Men and Quake. This year, Raven got its hands on one of the most valued series in gaming and has delivered one of the summer's best games, Wolfenstein.
Madden NFL 10 is not a must-buy
The question I hear the most from readers is, "Do I have to buy the new Madden football game?" They are still playing last year's Madden, and they like it, and they don't want to spend $60 for the new one.
G.I. Joe disappoints, but Prototype rules
The old expression is, "You can't judge a book by its cover." I'd like to amend that cliché today to, "You really, really, really can't judge a video game by its cover. Seriously. I am not kidding."
Mildly fun G-Force moves gaming forward with 3-D
To me, G-Force is a mildly fun video game based on that movie -- and the game's technology is a step in a bold direction for the video game world at large.
New thrills for fanboys of the Wii and King of Fighters
Wii Sports Resort presents a win-lose scenario for Nintendo. The win: Since Sports Resort is a top-notch game that people can play at parties, it's earning many millions of dollars.
Pigskin preview
Two news stories are revolving around the release of NCAA Football 10 -- neither of which has anything to do with the fact that the new game is pretty good but infuriatingly flawed.
No magic in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The video game, on the other hand -- despite its nice, big sets and faithfulness to the main characters -- is too simplistic to hold interest (perhaps even for little kids), and not dazzling in any way.
New Transformers and Bigs 2 just not my cup of tea
You may find it hard to believe, but the new baseball game The Bigs 2 is way, way nuttier than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
The sweat factor of EA Sports Active bundle
Thanks to the interactive Wii, you can lose weight while boxing, jogging and doing deep-knee lunges in video games. So let's take a look at a new slate of sports games that make you sweat, and some that don't.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 demonstrates what video games do best
It's remarkable that I still get this eager feeling with every swing, even though I've been playing Tiger Woods games for years. It's not like I'm a newbie enraptured for the first time by the series' beauty, intuitive feel and exhilaration.
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